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Terms of Use

Karmic Bureau is a free satirical digital service. By using the website, you agree to treat it lawfully and safely.

Version dated 11 September 2026

1. The service

Karmic Bureau uses humour, theatrical storytelling and playful scenarios to help describe and emotionally close an everyday situation. It guarantees no supernatural outcome and does not provide medical, psychological, legal or financial services.

2. Age and acceptance

The website is intended for users aged 18 or over. By using it, you confirm that you meet this age requirement and can accept these terms.

3. Safe use

  • Do not submit threats, calls for violence, harassment, stalking or unlawful material.
  • Do not disclose another person’s address, documents, passwords, financial, medical or intimate information.
  • Do not attempt to compromise the website, API, administrative area or another user.
  • Do not use the service for impersonation, fraud or infringement of another person’s rights.

4. Protocol boundaries

The service does not contact, follow or interfere with the property, accounts, work or safety of a named person. An application remains a digital, playful scenario.

5. User text

You keep your rights in submitted text and grant the operator limited permission to store, process and display it only to provide the selected features, maintain security and comply with law. You are responsible for the legality of what you submit.

6. Moderation

The operator may reject, hide or remove an application, restrict access and preserve necessary evidence where these terms are breached, safety is threatened or law requires it.

7. Availability and responsibility

The service is provided free of charge and as available. We do not promise uninterrupted operation or a particular emotional outcome. Nothing in these terms excludes liability or mandatory rights that cannot lawfully be limited.

8. Payments

The website accepts no payments and sells no paid services. Separate payment terms will be published before any paid feature launches.

9. Law and disputes

These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales to the extent the parties may choose them. That choice does not remove a consumer’s mandatory rights or access to a competent local court where applicable law provides them. Before starting a formal dispute, write to support@karmicbureau.online.

10. Changes

Material changes will be published with an updated date. Where separate consent is legally required, it will be requested before the new version applies.

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